leprosy

A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.

How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!

Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.

by cameronthered December 5, 2005

leprachaun

a retard is also known as a "leprachaun"

"im a leprachaun! i can hear de sea!" (holding a brick 2 his ear)

by ash_rox June 14, 2006

Lepperkahn

A sexy red headed white chick not like one of those wendys girl

Donna off that '70s show is a lepperkahn

by Allison "Alloe" Wateson January 10, 2009

Leprenomb

a leprechaun that evolved into a large reptilian animal often after the thieft of the leprechauns hampster named virginity

johnny came on sallys lips when the Leprenomb walked in and got is johnson cut off

by Elmo Butters February 19, 2009

leprachaun's buckle

an uncircumsized penis with chlamydia

Your dad has leprachaun's buckle.

by ilikeurn00dle69 December 8, 2009

Lepercons

What retarded people call Leprechauns

Are Lepercons real? Are they?

by BoxxyBox February 21, 2012

Leprechaun's Back Door

When a woman inserts glitter into her anus and then farts upon a man's face.

Tim: Dude, have you been to a strip club? You have glitter all over your face!
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.

by painterlad November 24, 2013