ethan lambert

there’s ethan lambert, tamras boyfriend and the cutest boy ever.

that’s tamras boyfriend. ethan lambert is the cutest person ever. his laugh is the most precious thing you’ll ever hear. and he tries everything he can to make you laugh. ethan lambert loves his gf more than any other of his friends and puts her first.

by ebosgf January 25, 2020

alaskan lumberjack

When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.

Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!

by Treysuyb June 23, 2009

lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.

Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.

by GSS November 16, 2004

Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.

I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?

by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007

Reverse Lumberjack

Girl on top riding reverse cowgirl, while simultaneously being fisted in the butt by the guy in a lumberjack sawing-like motion. Plaid flannels optional.

My all-time favorite position is Reverse Lumberjack.

by Ellie C. March 26, 2007

Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb August 6, 2011

Lumbergh-rific

expressing a managerial air of total ignorance of your employees' the logical nature, common sense, and general human dignity, esp. when attempting to be polite while actually being an overly-controlling ass-clown. Usually includes elements of execuspeak and general douchebaggery.

See also Lumbergh.

Gee wiz, Susan, I could hardly stand Bob's attitude in today's meeting. He was being Lumbergh-rific.

by postmodern68 June 11, 2006