cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.

Are you on walk legs?

by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017

Leg Wrapper

The kind of crazy girl that would wrap her legs and trap you before pulling out. Anchor baby creator with those crazy eyes.

She's got those eyes, definitely a leg wrapper.

by Duncb August 17, 2017