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tea leaf 

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat
Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol
tea leaf by usertail March 7, 2020
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tea leaf 

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.
person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.
tea leaf by Ashrafistheman January 22, 2006

fuck a leaf 

Canadian slang for an American girl or guy wanting to fuck a Canadian.
I still haven't crossed off fuck a leaf off of my bucket list we should go to Canada this summer.
fuck a leaf by LAFD27 August 4, 2017

Four Leaf Clover 

When four guys assfuck a single girl, at the same time.
Jack: "I heard that Phil's girlfriend cheated on him last night with FOUR other guys. Word is they all got drunk and did the Four Leaf Clover."

John: "Is that shit even legal?"
Four Leaf Clover by PhrozynWynd January 23, 2011

canadian maple leaf

when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back
canadian maple leaf by mark minadeo September 29, 2008

Promiscuous Leaf Blower 

Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.
Dustin, you're a promiscuous leaf blower!