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Laid

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac
by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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laid hers

a clever way of typing "laters" in an IM to someone.
WutAbOuTDIgGa78: Take it ease
ExcarDONme913: Laid hers
by Tommy Okktane December 30, 2003
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crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...
"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."
by Z3r0 March 14, 2003
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labia

Her labia hung down so far that she decided to get her piss flaps surgically reduced.
by John R. January 2, 2004
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laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.
chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.
by kitty December 1, 2003
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Labia

-a prefix or suffix for a word. I makes the word much cooler.
-can also be used as a curse word
-MacLabia
-Labio's
-Labia Fried Chiken

-Labia Nigger Christ!
by chocolaterainman March 5, 2008
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laid-back

He is so laid-back for a security guard.
by Light Joker June 29, 2005
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