lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.

Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.

by GSS November 16, 2004

Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.

I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?

by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007

Reverse Lumberjack

Girl on top riding reverse cowgirl, while simultaneously being fisted in the butt by the guy in a lumberjack sawing-like motion. Plaid flannels optional.

My all-time favorite position is Reverse Lumberjack.

by Ellie C. March 26, 2007

Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb August 6, 2011

Lumbergh-rific

expressing a managerial air of total ignorance of your employees' the logical nature, common sense, and general human dignity, esp. when attempting to be polite while actually being an overly-controlling ass-clown. Usually includes elements of execuspeak and general douchebaggery.

See also Lumbergh.

Gee wiz, Susan, I could hardly stand Bob's attitude in today's meeting. He was being Lumbergh-rific.

by postmodern68 June 11, 2006

Lumbrarian

A lumbrarian is a cross between a librarian and a lumberjack. It is a girl who wears their hair in a bun with glasses and looks put together from the neck up, but from the neck down wears a flannel and general manly lumberjack attire.

Wow, take a look at that lumbrarian chopping up books over there.

Is that a lumbrarian? Is she using the dewey decimal system to organize that lumber?

by The Juice is loose January 24, 2011

Lumbercock

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.

1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.

by axel89 February 19, 2011