Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement

I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum

by John326 November 5, 2013

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022