Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 20, 2021

Adult Lego

can be used to either describe AR-15s or PC builds due to their high modularity.

My friend just bought a bunch of components and put it all together into a PC build, man those things are really like adult lego.
My friend just slapped a upper and lower tougher and put a red dot and 45 degree iron sights on it, building guns is like adult lego.

by F-5E Tiger II September 28, 2023

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol

I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 04, 2020

dirty lego

A young woman of power, powerful enough to write her own discription

Lego Ellen, discovered the dirty lego and it is sexualising as a lego brick

by Dirty lego June 07, 2020