The Lawson Effect

A girl, who does not want a relationship, but wants the 'benefits' of a relationships - i.e. money, taken out for meals, etc. However, she does not want to be tied down to one man/sexual partner. This is more than a 'fuck buddy' but less than a full blown relationship (i.e. still will not swallow).

The female will see a guy, Mr. A, on a regular basis, but occassionally on a Friday/Saturday night, will hook up with another guy(s) for 'special time' - a.k.a. The Lawson Effect.

by Tiptoe2k9 December 15, 2009

Elsie Lawes

Elsie Lawes ,or any elsie, is a very controlling person who everyone knows , but no one likes.

She is very hostile towards fellow human beings so no body should go in a 50ft vacinity near her.

She also is very annoying and almost a Satan-like creature

Son: Hey dad look over there ! It’s a wild Elsie Lawes

Father:We do not speak of that name.

Son:Ok sorry.

Father:Also your adopted.

by ⒹⒺⒻⒾⓃⒶⓉⒺⓁⓎ _ⓃⓄⓉ_ⒽⒶⓇⓁⒺⓎ January 28, 2020

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

by Jacko1 March 31, 2009

Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020

Bear and Lampshade

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

by Lunargoose May 16, 2009