Kevin L

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated

Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already

by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Kevin

A guy/friend who always disagrees with you even if you are right. And also goes to the opposite of what you like.
The person might be obese or one of your friends who is always a self-proclaimed know-it-all.

Man: Hey you wanna get some taco bell? There's a new taco I like and it looks delicious

Man 2: No way dude. The new taco sucks. It tastes bad so bad. And Taco bell? Really dude? It sucks. I hate it.

Man: OK If you say so... KEVIN

by Sr Tupid0 January 3, 2021

Kevin Pacetti

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

Kevin

A dog with a very large pair of balls

Kevin over there has the biggest willy.

by Ol Meanings April 9, 2021

Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevinn

The kind of person which sounds like normal Kevin but it appears with much more unique taste and life. The Kevin would be romantic, smart and humorous. But this doubles on Kevinn, with exceptional Care for the people around him.

It’s Kevinn with double N

by Tresne Nevikn November 22, 2021