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Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.
Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.
by 2 shoes June 11, 2017
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Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.
John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."
by JacobCS September 23, 2009
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G Jungle

Shit, you'd need a guide to get thru' that g jungle; probly got fuckin' monkeys and shit down there!
by daha June 27, 2009
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JUNGLE RUMP

that jacked-up, popped-out ass possessed by most black chicks.
After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.
by weave August 31, 2003
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jungle plum

by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Jungle Rules

If you are bigger than someone, you may take what is theirs, eat what is theirs or do what you want with something of theirs.
Jono: "Andy, why are you grabbing girlfriends tits?"

Andy: "Jungle Rules."
by Rampant-Seahorse September 1, 2011
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