Playes in what is most likely the worst band to have ever been spawned from the depths of the underworld itself. This is just god showing us what it is like in hell and hopefully he will soon realize the torture the human race has been enduring and undo the horrible twisted deed of creating Joe Jonas and his band.
Remember that episode of south park where britany speers trys to fit all those differnt objects into her? that was pretty much describing Joe Jonas and his brothers daily lifes.
by Jonas Brothers = quir March 11, 2009
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by JonasHater March 4, 2009
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Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.
Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.
Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.
Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.
Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.
(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."
by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009
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or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!
by JBfan665 October 9, 2008
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by MrsKevinJonas15 April 10, 2009
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by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006
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... put that in your pipe and smoke it!
... put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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