You: "I'm giving birth! Quick call the medics for me I used up all my minutes!!"
Johnny Texter: "k"
You: "A long elaborate well thought out text"
Johnny texter: "k"
Johnny Texter: "k"
You: "A long elaborate well thought out text"
Johnny texter: "k"
by Annoyed4040404 March 6, 2011
Get the Johnny Textmug. by Dilmahay December 21, 2008
Get the Johnnie Blazemug. Rock Band: "The name Johnny Tsunami isn't considered what we would call 'classy' and will not be displayed on Xbox Live until the name is changed."
Us: :(
Us: :(
by one half em vee squared June 30, 2008
Get the Johnny Tsunamimug. Johnny Orlando is a pop singer. He is currently 16 years old. His birthday is on January 24, 2003. Johnny Orlando is also my husbandđ Johnny doesnât care whatâs other think about him he just follow his heart and do what he wants to do. He is a sweet cute young boy who doesnât deserve hate at all. Whoever hate him or dislike him, Iâm going to fight you because there is no way you canât like this innocent cute boy. Whoever is a big fan of him. Letâs just say you and me can be best friends forever. Johnny Orlando latest song is called âSleepâ. It has over 1 million views. In the music video is added Johnny Orlando and Nadia Turner.
by johnnyorlandowife March 11, 2019
Get the Johnny Orlandomug. One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.
by Jason James September 25, 2003
Get the Johnny No Starsmug. Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.
Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.
Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
by shrimpheads July 1, 2016
Get the johnny pumpmug. To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
by Darko October 5, 2004
Get the Johnny Appleseedmug.