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Scram Japer

The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.

- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.
Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.

Ollie: What a Scram Japer!
by HaveYouGotASeck March 3, 2021
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Dirty Jesper

Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
by Ohnanawhatsurname September 7, 2021
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Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.
World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"
by l4yercke July 11, 2018
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Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006
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Jesper

Jesper is a person who's very tall and handsome. Jesper's IQ is usually 200 and higher, that's because he
by Jorma22 October 19, 2020
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Jesper

A guy who never does what he says he is going to do and always comes up with an excuse the day after for why he didn't.
"MAN, that guy hasn't gone out to the club with us the last 100 times we asked him!"
"There's a reason he's called Jesper"
by exsmasher May 22, 2018
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Jesper

Jesper is an amazing guy that everyone would love to be friends with. He's funny, and he has a laugh so contagious that it lights up that entire room. He appears to happy all the time, but if you really get to know him, you would realize that he's actually soft inside, and can get hurt easily, just that he doesn't show it. He knows how much he can take things, and would not hesitate to confront something that is disturbing him.

Jesper is secretly admired by many, and he knows it. He might sarcastically boast about it, but deep down he stays humble, and would only go out with someone whom he's truly in love with. He understands that he should be able to trust the person to have his heart, and that person tends to be someone he'd known for years.

Anyone who has Jesper as a friend should really treasure him, and keep his trust.
1. You're such a Jesper! You're so funny!
by i'm just bored y'all February 22, 2019
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