macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

dirty jalin

When you put vaselene on a sexually infected tongue

Man you need to perform dirty jalin

by ZexualKidd July 12, 2021

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Dirty jarlie

A dirty jarlie is when 2 males rub their bollocks on eachothers mouths and take a break every 30 seconds to scream out loud I LOVE SCROTUM, they then bum eachother i to infinity then return home to their wives and kids.

“Fuck me that dirty jarlie was booming”

by Lol121277666 March 12, 2023

Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.

Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy

by Zgod9 January 17, 2024

Dirty Jaylin

A chubby turtle man built like EDP's autistic cousin tryna catch and find new animals similar to Ash Ketchum, but without a doubt must defile them all

"Hayden quit tryna Dirty Jaylin that slug! It's not a Sliggoo"

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture

"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"

by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025