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Jaden

An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.
Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
by officeframe August 15, 2024
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Jaden

Extremely racist but doesn’t think he is. Always says its a joke. One of the most immature people you’ll ever meet.
I saw that jaden in a baby carriage yelling slurs.
by Tucockshakuurrr November 21, 2023
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Jaden The Hot Man

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny
by Jadenisswaggyyy March 5, 2022
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Jiggaboo Jaden

Martin: Oh look it's Jiggaboo Jaden!
by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023
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Jaden

This person is epic and pog champ and very hot
Jaden: hi I'm Jaden
Me: ur hot
by Im_gay_...lol September 18, 2021
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Jadens mom

the sexiest mom u will see, see pulls like her son but shes packing more
Damn i like jaden but jadens mom is hotter
by Jadens mom October 28, 2020
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Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler is the BIGGEST simp for madison lewis .
Do you know jaden hossler? he's the biggest simp for mads lewis

He says there just 'friends' but we all know its more than that😏
by JADS4LIFE2020 November 5, 2020
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