Moroccan Track-Jacket

The Moroccan Track-Jacket occurs when you get a lap dance by a North African or Israeli stripper. The constant dirty ass rubbing leaves many 'tracks' or shit streaks on your jacket. Bangalore Backdoor penis israel blows cleveland steamer

"Woah dude, i went to that strip club in Tel-Aviv and the ugly bitch gave me a Moroccan Track-Jacket"

by JayAl April 8, 2008

flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

Neo Jacket

An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.

Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!

by niza jallen gressette October 17, 2009

Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Swag Jacket

A jacket that causes one to look so swag, no matter what else theyre wearing

Lady: "OMG that guy is so hot, I like his swag"
Woman: "which guy?"
Lady: The one taking his jacket off, over there"
Woman "OMG that guy is so gross"
Lady: "Youre right, he must have been wearing a Swag Jacket"

by Toast Toastin' Toast December 15, 2011

dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

by the dusty jacket guy March 2, 2015

black girl jacket

a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood

sometimes plaid

Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!

by wenistractor January 4, 2011