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a girl named Jordan is an all around fun person. She is always ready to party and can sometimes get a little too crazy. Jordan is also known to be incredible in bed. She will do anything for her true friends. Her emotions are well hidden but they are raw and it takes a lot for her to open up to a person. Make friends with this girl, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. Fuck her over and she will kill you.
Jordan by alittlenamegame November 22, 2011
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A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
Jordan by cubba September 22, 2005

Jordan's Baby 

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.
"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".

Jordan (guy) 

A awesome guy who know how to get girls and have good sex.
Oml I wish Jordan (guy) was here so we could smash, I'm horny!!
Jordan (guy) by Jaidenisfire July 21, 2017

Jim Jordan 

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
Jim Jordan by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

michael jordan's 

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches
i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack

East Jordan 

A place in Michigan where all of the true thugs live.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: To ghetto ass East Jordan bitch.