jones for your bones
Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.
jones for your bones by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006
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mike jones
A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.
Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
mike jones by rory318 October 4, 2005
mike jones
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
mike jones by john March 9, 2005
Jerry Jones
Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys. Also believes himself to be God.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Typical Cowboy Fan #1: You see dat dem goat over there? Boy I'd love to $%&* it good! Whoo-ee!
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
Jerry Jones by RaptorJesus720 June 9, 2009
desoto jones
5 stunning gentlemen who make cool sounds come out of musical instruments or a mouth. They live in New Jerzay.
desoto jones by Desoto Jones August 28, 2006