bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

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Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

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Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals

Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

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jan ferd

Slightly handsome but not as handsome as sean kannery rivera.

More practice and skincare, jan ferd ruiz.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

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JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.

Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.

by SomtingWongwitmee January 6, 2024

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