when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
Get the bro-jan horsemug. by krika :) January 29, 2023
Get the Jan 31stmug. 
Jan stands for Their King. It derives from the traditional Brazilian cultural saying: “Rei Delas”.
A Jan is a highly intellectual and sexy man who is of many talents. A man who’s main virtue is patience. Patience to deal with other people’s bullshit. Often of athletic figure and the endurance of a red bull in the bedroom.
A Jan is a highly intellectual and sexy man who is of many talents. A man who’s main virtue is patience. Patience to deal with other people’s bullshit. Often of athletic figure and the endurance of a red bull in the bedroom.
by WilhemShakenspeare November 24, 2021
Get the Janmug. The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long
by Jan pawn May 30, 2021
Get the Janmug. People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020
Get the Jan Ponomug. 