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Invisibomb

Catching someone off guard by instant messaging them when said person is creeping on invisible, so as not to be detected by those wishing to partake in meaningless conversations.
Jake: AHA! i knew you were on invisible! who are you avoiding?
Tim: Dam great invisibomb. It's that slut meechal i can't avoid her!
by yanks1991 October 31, 2010
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invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.
by Aphik April 29, 2011
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Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'
by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011
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invisifloss

floss that is said to exist in a cabinet and yet isn't there
dan:do we have floss?

mom:IT'S IN THE CABINET

(looks in the cabinet)

dan:all I see is invisifloss
by lovelyladyV October 11, 2011
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Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women
I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012
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Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.
Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

Or

“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014
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invisibrows

Eyebrows that are there, but are basically invisible. Some people are born with giant, thick brows, others are born with invisibrows. Whether they're extremely sparse or super blonde, they are unfortunate.
"drawing your eyebrows on is freaky and gross"
"hey man, shut it. I was born with invisibrows. I look like a damned alien if I don't draw them on"
by shutitdude December 15, 2014
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