Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018

tent boy

A man that is small, nubile, and/or feminine in appearance. In the Greek military, they would be passed from tent to tent to be used as a sex object by their larger, more masculine counterparts.

"Damn, that man's absolutely adorable. Total tent boy material."

by Action Nad March 7, 2023

Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

Poop Tent

An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.

He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.

by Maverick cobra January 18, 2022

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018