Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011

Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

mud rabbit

A skank who fucks with everyone's man then leaves then bounces back and forth between the same guys

That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her

by Bitchyhoe07 November 22, 2016

Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.

Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."

by 6969haha December 11, 2020

Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.

Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Blowin Mud

Non watery form of diarreah.

Looks similar to sticky mud.

Im gonna be Blowin Mud after eating that cheesy double bean burrito...

by J_Rich January 8, 2009

Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole

"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"

by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009