jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008

Jungle Bear

A disrespectful way to refer to a bear in the game “Gang Beast” especially colored ones

“I HATE JUNGLE BEARS”

by Jungle bear78 January 22, 2022

Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.

John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."

by JacobCS September 23, 2009

JUNGLE RUMP

that jacked-up, popped-out ass possessed by most black chicks.

After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.

by weave August 31, 2003

jungle plum

nigger pickle

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Jungle Rules

If you are bigger than someone, you may take what is theirs, eat what is theirs or do what you want with something of theirs.

Jono: "Andy, why are you grabbing girlfriends tits?"

Andy: "Jungle Rules."

by Rampant-Seahorse September 1, 2011