The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag August 27, 2006
After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.
After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.
by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009
If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.
by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013
Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."
Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.
Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.
by AlexParkerMC December 07, 2010
by Farmer J May 04, 2020
When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 21, 2018