A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
Get the Black Deckmug. Black-flakking is the the act of tricking others into opening a link to the much talked about music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This trick is very similar to rickrolling. To be Black-flakked is to be the victim and the act of Black-flakking is done by the predator/troll. The prank is considered to be funny because the song is horrible in many, many ways.
Troll: Hey, dude, you should really check out this video! It's super hilarious and has monkeys!
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?
by Jeopardydude April 30, 2011
Get the Black-flakkingmug. To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.
Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012
Get the Black-Fridayedmug. The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017
Get the black fridaymug. A secret European mafia with ties in Italy that became the Sicilian Mafia when Europeans emigrated to the United States. The Godfather came from a Black Hand family.
Don't fuck with the black hand.
by AJ from the Crest October 16, 2007
Get the Black Handmug. A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR September 14, 2018
Get the Black dadmug. A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
Get the Black Gatesmug.