voting irregularities

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

by Samuel Sundquist September 12, 2008

irritating

People who make posts on messageboards that only consist of a hyperlink and/or smiley.

Luce is irritating.

by London Grunge Scene January 6, 2004

irrlybwwyjmmh

i - I, r - Really, r - Really, l - Love, y - You, b - Babes, w - Why, w - Wont, y - You, j - Just, m - Make, m - Me, h - Happy.
I really really love you babes why wont you just make me happy

Hey darling irrlybwwyjmmh

by that Guy who loves you </3 January 9, 2010

Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.

Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014

Irresistible force

A term in physics related to a attractive force exuded from a man or women. The more attractive the person the greater pull towards the opposite gender.

Oh My God, Becky! I just saw this hunky Indian kid whose irresistible force was so strong I was pulled out of a building and landed in his arms.

by Shree the Tree January 19, 2016

Bifidus irregularis

This disease also known as Great Hall Food Syndrome, can cause severe nausea and weight loss. It is only contracted by eating food from the Great Hall at Duke TiP West Campus. Three weeks of a Bifidus irregularis infection can result in weight loss exceeding 20lbs. People who survive their encounter with Bifidus irregularis are known to be able to eat almost anything.

Fat Kid: "How did you lose 45 pounds in only 3 weeks?!?!?"
(Now) Skinny Kid: "I caught a severe case of Bifidus irregularis."
Fat Kid: "West food, huh? How many other places is McDonalds considered fine dining?"

by 4thyearftw July 31, 2011

The Irregular at SFU

A story revolving around a boy who attends SFU who's in search of his perfect soulmate. As he faces many hardships throughout the semester, will he find the one who will complete him

Person 1: I can't wait for the next season of The Irregular at SFU

Person 2: Yeah, that show is the best

by De Boyz Dictionary January 25, 2021