Holland

Now a common Cornish family name, which originally came from the "Hollanders" whose ancestors descended from the "hol land" ("hollow land") at the turn of the 14th century in search for Cider and pasties. Truth be known, they were indeed driven out of Holland by the Danes for being poor lovers and sportsmen!
Also, the former founders of the supermarket Lidls, where quality was only surpassed by cheapness and "tack". Just walk up to a "Hollander" today in the street (they are easy to spot, always wearing football tops and eating pasties) and ask them about Lidls supermarkets; they will answer: "They're the best kept secret in town, lots of bargains to be had, save lots of money and free parking..." Because they tend to miss their "hol land" don't be surprised if you hear them moaning aloud about traditional english heritage, especially public taverns that sell real traditional ale and real potatoes with meat... just like in their favourite pastie you would think?

Holland and Man U football supporters who only know one song about pasties:
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!

by Sqn Ldr September 21, 2008

Tessa Holland

The cutest pup ever! Tessa Holland is Tom Holland’s puppy daughter! Tessa Holland is energetic, playful, adorable, and sweet! Tessa Holland has the best dad in the world!

Jesse: Have you seen Tom Holland’s dog, Tessa Holland?
Jaylin: Yes! She is so cute!

by Spaghettinoodles01 October 19, 2019

Hollanding

to rape a creature that is somehow more primitive that oneself.

Brandon Holland vs. Bob Hester...in a no-holds-barred hollanding match with a rich coat of canola oil.

by bobandbrandonwillneverknow December 29, 2009

hornland

Usually builds bombs, not intelligent, one who jumps off high objects such as balconies to run from the police because of terrorism related issues.

I seen him then boom just fuckin gone, off to hornland he goes!

by boom gone January 20, 2011

Holland Bankcheck

Holland Bankcheck is a slang used by Hong Kong people.It is used to describe a liar.

Person A:Dude,I will return the switch tommorow,I promise!
Person B:Yeah,and this is what you have been saying for 5 weeks straight,you Holland Bankcheck!

by I eat 72% chocolate November 17, 2021

Will Holland

sexy, brown hair, brown eyes, tall, i want him in my pants like right now, oh my god fuck me

That Will Holland is so bangable

by yummy69696969 December 31, 2011

will harland

A Cumplete cunt.
Such a fucking drugy

A little blond fuck who thinks he's hard

That guy is such a will Harland

by Takkas March 18, 2017