Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017

Karters hoop

When ones bum hole Is sore after a bout of karting , also known as ring sting

Hey a few of us from go karting have got karters hoop , have you had any symptoms

by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022

hoop dreams

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!

i used to have hoop dreams before i found out there were other ways to score

by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.

Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!

by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014

Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk January 14, 2009