hederasexual

A man that cares too much about himself

He's not gay, but he's definetly a hederasexual

by rachel July 19, 2004

Haider

Haider is a fake creature who pretends to be the perfect, ordinary man to a man who doesn't care ,love or consider his loved one once he obtains them and treats them like an object . Writing this from experience, he trashes them after the first month of the relationship and leaves the poor woman suffering due to his heartless character.

Obviously not all Haider's are like this, I know you're better than this guys, so treat your woman right--You don't know what kind of horrible past she had, be there for her, don't go flirting with other women whilst in a relationship, stay with her 24/7.

Haider is a disloyal, inconsiderate, unworthy man.

by Veronica.say.that March 7, 2019

mook herder

The man who proudly drives his truck around all day to construction sites and collects everyone else's fecal matter from the porta-shitter.

good fresh shit=mook, hence the mook herder

"DAS IN FINE MOOK-HERDER!!!" (horrible translation from an over excited german, "THE SHIT TRUCK DRIVER!!")

by Mike Frantz September 3, 2005

Haider

The most pakau, the most chutiya friend in your group. Girls like him lot though...... hahahahaahahahaahha, joke tha guys.

Bro shut up stop being such a haider

by Man of the men October 3, 2020

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

Double Header

The act of receiving a head massage while giving head.

Mary: I totally need a head massage right now.

Rusty: Well, I need a blowjob. Let's do a double header.

by BensonDinnerTalk December 8, 2010

heidger

The most badass last name you can ever have. The men of this last name live extrodinary lives that do not last long. They get all the lady's. The women of this last name are beautiful, adventurous, crazy. You will have the most fun with the leader of the heidgers her name is Kayla Ann Heidger. The baddest one of all. The absolute realist woman that will ever roam this earth, extrodinare, conspirator. She's out getting high and living life how you should everyday.

Kayla Heidger love to get high, drink a good cold beer and supports bad decisions.

by Personal Pizza September 6, 2015