healthified

To make something healthy that is not.

I want a taco truck burrito even though it is not good for you, I will order it healthified with a spinach tortilla.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

healthify

cool person

person 1: wow are you healthify?

person 2: yes.
person 1: wow you're so cool :O

by healthify October 11, 2020

Health

Oliver Pavy's Lifestyle

-Up for a beer after the beach this arvo mate?
-Yeah of course. You know I'm all about that Health.

by OPtimum health October 13, 2020

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

Health Preacher

Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke.

Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful.

But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.

Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

Hellthy

Healthy without the a.
Literal hell.

According to doctors, eating pizza 7 days a week is hellthy.

by Sexychickenthigh January 21, 2021

Hellthy

Food that is so utterly disgusting but you still eat it because it is “healthy”

1: Bro, I just tried Maria’s new smoothie and it was so hellthy I could die
2: Well at least it’s good for you

by koljnud April 26, 2021