by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009
Get the halo break mug.Okay, so I'm gonna try to make a concrete definition, not in favor of haters or fanboys. So, Halo is a video game, can we all agree on that? Good, here we go...
Halo:Combat Evolved (CE)
So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right?
Halo2
Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3)
Halo3
Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch.
Halo3: ODST
In this game you play as an ODST
Halo Reach
I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.
Halo:Combat Evolved (CE)
So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right?
Halo2
Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3)
Halo3
Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch.
Halo3: ODST
In this game you play as an ODST
Halo Reach
I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.
by Audience of One May 6, 2010
Get the Halo mug.The minor Race of the Covenant in Halo 1 and 2. They carry Plasma Pistols, Needlers, and Fuel Rod Guns on the last level of Halo 1. They often Make very funny comments. "DEAD DEVIL" can be heard alot. A couple of shots from a battle rifle or one hit ofthe gun will kill them.
by Vinatieri 4 NE February 17, 2005
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supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
by StJlMMY August 11, 2005
Get the Halo 3 mug.by Angry somoan September 14, 2008
Get the halo 2 mug.A console video game (a first-person shooter specifically) which is better than, or claims that it is better than, the games in the Halo franchise. Perfect Dark claimed this and failed, Killzone claimed this and failed. Call of Duty 4 is indirectly claiming this and might fail. No game has yet been able to claim the spot of being better than Halo, and to claim to be a halo-killer pretty much destroys any slim chance they might have had.
"Dude, Perfect Dark is gonna be a Halo-killer."
"No, it's not, you are wrong, asshole, Perfect Dark blows."
"No, it's not, you are wrong, asshole, Perfect Dark blows."
by sparkles mcgee October 22, 2007
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