Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan handjobmug. The male self pleasurer wears a bright LED headlamp and blinds their partner with the light. This way they don't know when it's cuming, like a deer in the headlight.
by Whiskey-N-Whine November 9, 2025
Get the Caribou Handjobmug. by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022
Get the Handjobmug. A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024
Get the Frankenstein Handjobmug. When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.
by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025
Get the Madam's handjobmug. When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
by J church February 29, 2024
Get the Spooky Handjobmug. by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022
Get the Handjobmug.