hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

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hillbilly

a redneck man/woman who lives in a trailer park and has a beer belly

A hillbilly ran over a protester in his 2000s Ford pickup truck with a MAGA and Blue Lives Matter Flag dragging from the tailgate.

by 559munch August 24, 2023

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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

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Hot Dog Hillbilly Water

Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.

You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say

“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”

Example 2:

She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.

by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024

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