Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.

Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017

Guitars, Cadillacs

Girl you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep
You showed me how this town can shatter dreams
Another lesson about a naive fool that came to Babylon
And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet
Now it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home

Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
There ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives
And painful scars are all that's left of me
Oh but thank you girl for teaching me brand new ways to be cruel
If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave
And it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
Oh it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on

by Death Menace December 18, 2022

guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.

guitar hero sucks!!!

by kewl dude February 14, 2007

guitar blowjob

when a girl gives a guy a blowjob while he tries to concentrate on playing guitar

she gave me a Guitar Blowjob last ngiht, i could not concentrate

by ChickenButt February 11, 2008

air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 12, 2006

guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.

Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by dave3190 August 3, 2008

Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 16, 2007