Rake my garden

When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.

Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?

Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself

by John Q. Pubic May 6, 2006

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Eve ain't in your garden

You're gay

"Cocaine and drinkin' with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can

Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way

Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way"

- Lil Nas X

by UnlimitedCringe April 6, 2021

gerard way

An AMAZING singer and cartoonist, Gerard Way is the lead singer for the band My Chemical Romance. Born April 9th 1977, and from Bellville, New Jersey. He attended The School of Visual Arts in NYC hoping to become a cartoonist but when his cartoon (The Breakfast Monkey) got turned down he decided to focus more on his musical career. My Chemical Romance was formed in 2001 and their first album(I Brought You my Bullets, You Brought me Your Love)was released the next year. The follow up album (Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge) was released in June 2004.

I LOVE GERARD WAY!!!!!

by GerardLover July 15, 2005

Lady Garden

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.

I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!

by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

Gerard Way

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance.
Founded My Chem with their old drummer, Matt, after witnessing 9/11.
Was an alocholic but got clean and sober in July 2004.
Also writes the lyrics for the band.
Has amazing skeleton pajamas.
Is quite possibly the one of the best looking men to walk the planet.
Also, he is not gay. He currently lives with his girlfriend and in apartment in New York.

Gerard Way is extremly talented and does not deserve all you so called fans wanting to do "things" with him.

by wowthatshardcore August 22, 2006