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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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graver

The new type of goth music that seems to embrace all the mopeyness of regular goth music, but also adds the "thumpa thumpa"sounds of their raver cousins. Good examples of this music genre are Asembledge23 and VNV Nation.
"Damb graver music ruining a perfectly good night for stomping!"
by negativedreamers August 10, 2005
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Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything
Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger
by IIIlllIII May 8, 2019
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BFIS 8th grader

You're a BFIS 8th grader if..:

1. You complain about almost everything (including 4 questions for homework, seating arrangements, etc)

2. You throw something at least once a day

3. If you're a girl, then you spank guys

4. If you're a boy, you're in for lunch detention with Mr. McKee with 5 other guys at least once a week

5. There's no popluarity contest, but instead, a fashion contest for girls only. (You have so many clothes, you never wear the same clothes until 2 months later)

6. You hate teachers who aren't funny

7. You're either friends with Spanish people (you need to know fluent Spanish/Catalan), Americans (you need to have at least lived in America once and you know a lot of Life Stories), or with the Asians (Straight A's and all you talk about is school and manga)

8. You worship The Calculator and you wail if you're not allowed to use it

9. You wear stuff that is RIGHT on the borderline of the Dress Code

10. You're not afraid to talk about Sex, pornography, menustration, Teenage pregnancy, etc opennly; even to or in front of the teachers.

11. You were trusted to keep a secret but you tell your best friend since you trust him/her. But your best friend tells another friend and...

12. If you're a boy, you enjoy making girls' days worse

13. If you're a girl, you enjoy dissing guys

14. If you're a girl, you think grades is what keeps you alive

15. You have a loud voice

16. You love to hear Childhood stories from teachers

17. You always ask if you can listen to your iPod

18. You own an iPod mini, a camera-color cell phone, a laptop, and/or a digital camera of your own
by BFIS 8th grader July 20, 2006
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grangers

a skate style helmet. originated from the protection used and required for 'g'ravity 'rangers' looking for extreme sports
man we can jump off that but have you got your grangers
by armin August 26, 2003
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Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback
"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"
by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008
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Jack Dylan Grazer

i cannot believe he pulled a Jack Dylan Grazer!
by catsarecool6745 July 21, 2018
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