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Government

A sick and twisted group of people that make School mandatory and removed Lolis
My opinions:

Lolis:

It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.

School:

A bad place where you get punished for existing.
by EpicGamer2272 September 19, 2021
mugGet the Governmentmug.

4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the 4th Branch of governmentmug.

Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
mugGet the Government Workmug.

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.
This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.
by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
mugGet the Government Issuemug.

US Government

A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations

This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses

No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
The US Government just did something dumb again
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
mugGet the US Governmentmug.

Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020
mugGet the Government Christmasmug.

government

the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍
student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.
by mariyahhhh September 22, 2019
mugGet the governmentmug.

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