Gaper

A true Gaper is one who wears their ski pants and sometimes even jeans tucked into their unbuckled ski boots with their power straps flapping. They always ski down a flat slope as far in the backseat as they can get, sometimes even trying to be as cool as a ski racer and attempting a "tuck." Some even try to be Superman and take off down the run with all they're 80's jackets unzipped. Gapers almost always put the bar down on the chairlift and ask the lifty to slow down the high speed detachable quad. The word "gaper" comes from both the acronym guaranteed accident prone on every run and the famous "gaper gap" between the helmet/hat and the goggles. Gapers somehow manage to have yardsales on the flattest bunny slopes. A yardsale is when the skier crashes and all their gear goes flying, landing scattered across the run. Gapers always stop in blind spots on runs, just below knolls and jumps. It seems that everything they do to try and be cooler makes them look even more stupid.

"God I hate goggle tans but you know what's even worse? A gaper gap tan."

"Hey watch out for that gaper!"

"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"

by skiiergal77 October 31, 2012

Gopher

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

gopher

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

gomer

Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.

How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!

by N. Berry December 15, 2008

gomer

someone who has a crapwagon perversion

"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"

by d00d July 15, 2004

goped

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009

gogert

When a girl is giving a hand job squeezes the dick like a gogert to get all the cum out. Have fun eating another gogert again.

The women gogerted the mans croch!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015