Goober

Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.

Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.

by kmill345 December 30, 2008

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.

1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.

by hantav March 23, 2010

goober

A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence

I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober

by JD90210 May 15, 2011

goober

Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.

my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.

by tman7727 July 17, 2009

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goob smack

1. When you get smacked in the face with a penis whilst passed out or awake it is the tag you earn.

2. A hilarious nickname for the guy/girl that has had it done to him/her.

As i was changing into my pj's i snuck in the old goob smack on my old lady while she was sleeping on the couch.

by deeeznutz420 August 20, 2010