growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.
Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...
Ex 2:
Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...
Ex 2:
Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
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As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
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