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goose legs

The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.
Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.
by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013
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lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
by cassa1111 November 13, 2009
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Duck duck goose

An adult game, as explained by cupcakKe.
In order to play this game, you will need a group of men in a circle with their penises fully hard. The person in the middle taps each penis, saying “duck” like in the traditional game, but then says “goose” when they decide which penis they want to fuck.
Tap the head of the dick, duck duck duck goose, get that dick up and running when he fuck this cooch, covered in all my cum, the dick be looking like a goose
by cupcakkeafreakk December 3, 2021
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Goose

A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
by twoanonymouses December 28, 2008
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pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
by Ed Braun November 4, 2008
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goose pie

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.
Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
by Jonathon S. February 14, 2009
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Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.
Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?
by I Dont Know February 12, 2005
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