Fucking mint

A thing you say when you act like your truck is in good shape but when it’s really a fucking turd.

Man that old ford is fucking mint.

by Ford boy 100 June 9, 2019

Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.

After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.

by J-Hova September 3, 2006

Fucking the Night

A rather spacious vagina.

~"How was it for you?"
~"To be honest love, your cunt is so massive I may as well of opened the window and fucked the night."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

fucking beautiful

When your friend doesn't believe she is gorgeous (she obviously is), and you get fed up when she doesn't believe it. Always used in a loving sense.

Person A: I'm not pretty
Person B: YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

by CEQueens June 4, 2018

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

by blakizzle April 19, 2010

Fucking with

1: a phrasal verb to describe the act of purposefully messing with, lying to, or agitating another person for ones own pleasure.
2: a term used to describe a persons tinkering with a machine or object.

1: Hey, quit fucking with me I am busy fucking with this damn lawnmower motor and I don't want my hand to get cut off because you are fucking around.

by jzsmitty February 8, 2009