frozen fitzgerald

is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes

"Dude I couldn't believe she fell for the frozen fitzgerald last night it was sick."

by Baku Panurple June 20, 2008

frozenbot

The best GT bot made

by Admin April 29, 2003

frozeninja

he is a n00b who got pwned by me this morning. he will now perfom sexual favours for me

sucking me off while wearing very tight panties

by harliquin March 10, 2005

Frozen Chosen

Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.

The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.

by Goofyfan November 27, 2011

Frozen chosen

Nickname given to Canadians. Also known as the ''snow people''.

SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.

DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.

by Aliases February 20, 2014

Frozen strawpedo

Fill a regular drinking straw with fresh made semen, freeze the semen filled straw.

One frozen, remove semen from straw and insert back into the mouth hole of a Penis. Go ahead and jack it back out again

Man, Elsa and I got freaky last night. She made up a frozen strawpedo, put it down my dick and gave me a solid wristy

by Drpenisfingers February 1, 2018

Frozen Turkey

n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.

His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.

by jagger27 February 7, 2012