mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

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Flute

A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.

That Flute is bound to go to hell.

by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024

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hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 28, 2020

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Dude Flute

Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.

Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....

Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?

by John Nash I February 22, 2010

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