I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023
Get the floppy rivermug. When your flacid junk has a circular motion by way of hip thrust. Can also be applied to sloppy tits
by Small dong steve June 8, 2019
Get the Floppy coptermug. While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.
Let's do the floppy coral.
by Hans Writterman January 15, 2022
Get the floppy coralmug. Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late
Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
by .cuckchair June 8, 2025
Get the Floppy floppysmug. Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.
by That As whole ya know August 24, 2018
Get the Floppy Stripesmug. Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
by noirfra December 4, 2024
Get the Floppy Geysermug. This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
Get the Floppy man ranchmug.