flooshie

A mix between a "floozy and Lush"
pronounced flu-she

"Hey Paul you know that floozy lush Laura"

"yes I do Harry"

"what a flooshie that broad is"

"yea we should hit her up"

by coven indavinten May 4, 2008

floosh

The formal union of two men or two women.

On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:

"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."

The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.

To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.

Yasmin and I are getting flooshed tomorrow, I'm so excited!

Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.

Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.

The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!

Sean, will you floosh me?

Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.

by iamawordsmith November 21, 2010

Red Flood

Red Flood is a Hearts of Iron IV mod that presents a world in which no nation won the Great War. While there was an official peace treaty between the Entente and Central Powers, the fighting powers were significantly worsened in comparison to our timeline. Germany fell to communism, France to a new ideology of futurism, Russia devolved into feuding warlords and the world as we first knew it became unrecognizable.

Red Flood is a crazy alternative timeline.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

flood

Noun.

Term used to describe the rapid additon of images and pictures to an imageboard (a.k.a. |chan|). This is often done when a forum has become slow or inactive. Flooding may also occur when a topic is a very popular topic, theme, or sage.

A few of the popular image boards to check out:
4chan.org
iichan.net
reactorkore.net
420chan.org

yo, check out the pedobear flood.

by 1 a/\/ d 0 /\/ l y July 6, 2006

flooby

being a little bit fat, but not obese; chubby.
Comes from the northern virginia girls who all have beer bellies, but still work out. All they have is a round belly which makes them flooby.

She isn't skinny at all, she's pretty flooby.
If he wasn't so flooby maybe we'd date.

by sarah July 6, 2004

flood face

Slut, comes from the idea of a womens face or mans face being flooded with male or female ejaculation.

If you need an example your a dumbass flood face yourself.

by IVIunchy January 1, 2005

Flooble

To have a 'flooble' is to fancy someone who technically you do not really know. Someone who you never talk to, who you may only ever view from a distance. You are basically a creepy stalker, but who isn't right?

Stalker Guy 1 - I fancy her. (points to girl in the distance)

Random Guy 2 - What? I've never even seen you talk to her! How can you fancy her?

Wise Guy 3 - Ah, I see, you my friend, most definitely have a flooble for this girl.

Stalker Guy 1 - Yes! That's what it is!

by Figrat April 28, 2010