solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005

Flarm

1.a farm where flan is made.

the new generation of dairy products will no longer be produced at dairy farms, from now on it will be produced at flarms.

by the gentile gangsta' December 27, 2003

flarfin

usually meaning "asshole" or "bitch" but said when little children are around

"can you believe that flarfin just cut me off timmy?"

by bonks November 14, 2004

flargin milargos

n. A term for women's breasts

Did you see the flargin milargos on her?!?!

by Michael Silver January 17, 2006

Flare

Flare is a unisex name, and if is used by a female, Flare is a huge bitch who likes worms and drawing boobs. Shes also a terrible gf.

"Ew, it's Flare. Wasn't she the one who drew those tits?"

by NegaducksHot October 20, 2019

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003