felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 1, 2003

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

Fetch

Contrary to the belief that this word means "cool," it is actually a euphemism, that is replacement, of fuck. Fetcher is used as the insult form, not nessecarily a replacement for "fucker."

- You stepped in dog crap.
- Fetch!

by Dre Tran July 12, 2006

Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.

Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel

by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008