fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

by capitan fap February 25, 2014

fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016

Fappin

To have a wank (masturbation)

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night

by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Fapple

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...

Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...

by I am depressed... February 21, 2011